Chio The Pirate

YARGH!

Pirate mode dis-engaged

A man walks into a bar, and sits down for a drink.
While looking around he notices a man at the end of the bar with a very small head (the size of an orange). A little shocked at how someone's head could be so small, he gets up some courage to go and ask him about it.

Excuse me, I couldn't help notice your head is very small.

The guy laughs it off, and proceeds to tell the man what happened.

When I was a young sailor I was shipwrecked on an island. After many weeks alone, I gave up the thought that I would ever be found. One day while walking the beach, I heard some crying behind a rock. I was so excited that someone else was here, I went to check it out.

Behind the rock I saw the most beautiful mermaid stranded on the beach. She told me if I brought her back to the water, she could grant me 3 wishes.

I picked her up, and brought her back to the sea.

She asked what were my three wishes?

First I said, I'd like to get off this Island, and back home.

When my body is fully underwater, your wish will be granted, she said.

Second, I'd like to be the richest man in the World.

Again she said, when my body is fully in the water your wish will be granted.

Third, hmm this is a tough one. I have been on this Island without a women for a long time. I would like to have sex with you.

As you can see, I am not made for that. She said.

OK how about a little head.

Pirate mode re-enabled.
YARGH! Where's me boner?! Walk me plank. Man me harpoonies! AHOY!

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