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One sentence, two lies. You are fat, you aren't big boned. Why not go with lying at the begining and coming back down to earth at the end? Something like "I'm not fat I just love cookies and cheeseburgers.".
How come you NEVER hear any archeologists saying they've just found some giant bones?
"We were baffled to find bones of man who must have been some 400 pounds. The femur on this man is huge!"
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