Bear joke...(if you've heard it before just grin and...well, you know...bear it).
Quote:
A novice hunter was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder; he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." the hunter decided to bend over.
After two weeks of feeling sore, the hunter recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, the hunter thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before the hunter finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.
But then there was a tap on his shoulder. the hunter turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
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Anyway, I like girls and bears:
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