I Guess I should starta new work from home service you pay me $2000 a month and I will hire you for $1000 a month then you can all go say you work for someone and have a real job, but you are still a new age elecommuter
And when your wife nags you tell her I am riding your ass, I will hire some cheap offshore people to be your icq boss and rag you from time to time for being a slacker.. and I will alos have them post to the boards how great you are at wok and that I am sorry for riding you so hard.
This will fix 99% of your problems, and will be a nice new rev stream for me