Originally Posted by CDSmith

Okay, actually THAT would be entertaining.

But nothing.... repeat: NOTHING... is worse that wanking to a film, you're almost there.... almost...... there...... the guy is really giving it to the hot porn babe from behind.... camera is just at the right angle..... you're about to pop a nut.... and then the fucking idiot retard of a camera guy pans up to show the guy's face. All is lost. Ten seconds goes by. Twenty. Buy the time the camera gets back to the action you're in the kitchen making coffee.