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Texas women
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just
in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman. With
super-human strength, borne
of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him
down the stairs, out
the back door, and into the tool shed out
back of the barn. She
put his tally-whacker in a vice and then
secured it tightly and
removed the handle.
Next she picked up an old carpenter's
saw. The banged up Cowboy was
terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off
with that rusty damn saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her
eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set
this old shed on
fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do
whatever you want!!!
Thought I share a glimpse of how a Texas woman's mind works and make you laugh.
Its good to be a Texan!! Go Aggies!!!
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