THIS should be an interesting thread.
What is the most embarrassing thing to ever have happened to you?
I have a few good ones, but this one is definately at the top of the list...
A few years ago, my girlfriend at the time and I went back to her place after a night of power drinking at one of the local bars. We eventually wound up in bed and started to fool around.
When we finally got down to business, I noticed that she was being very frigid - She was just laying there, not being responsive at all. I noticed that she wasn't very wet either. So, here I am trying to get into it more, hoping to get her excited - still nothing.
After a few minutes of me all humping and moaning away - she whispers in my ear, "I'm getting jealous." - For a few seconds, I had no idea what she ment, then I realized that I wasn't 'in' her -
I was 'in' beween her butt cheeks and the mattress!!! 
I was so fucking humiliated - I just rolled over and went to sleep - Neither one of us ever spoke of it.
