Futre ICQ Conversation between an affiliate and sponsor:
Affiliate: hey buy me this domain, set up this type of site for me, and I would like it to update every day at midnight.
Sponsor: Which Niche?
Affiliate: Whichever one is converting the best this week.
Sponsor: OK will be done in an hour. Your personal webmaster will be lupe.
Affiliate: AN HOUR WTF!
Sponsor: That is just a worst case situation.
Affiliate: Ok better be
Sponsor: What is your paymenow account number?
Affiliate: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BIZ ARE YOU RUNNIN YOU HAVE MY DAMN INFO!!!!!!!!
Sponsor: I am sorry my fault I will make it up to you, we will have your site up and running in less than an hour, the traffic will start hitting it right after it goes live, expect payment in 2 hours max for your first sign ups.
Affiliate: HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT MAKING IT UP TO ME!
Sponsor: I did not get to finish, we are also raising your payouts to 70.00 per sign up.
Affiliate: OK
(20 minutes latter)
Sponsor: Your site is up and recieving traffic and already converting at 1:200
Affiliate: FUCK OFF, I SWITCHED TO SOMEONE ELSE YOU TOOK TO FUCKING LONG THEY ARE REDIRECTING IT ALL IN A FEW MINUTES.