Meh. All you small time, penny-ante thinkers. Noone's going to get rich with those plans.
No, the REAL way to make money is to RUN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
Yes, the tried-and-true IMF Fund method to get rich quick has been established with over a hundred successful clients. Just listen to these testimonials:
"Running a third world country has been great! I have all the money I could ever need, power, fame, women... shit, I'm the baddest nigga in the neighborhood! The best part is, I get to indulge in my favorite hobby unrestrained!" - Idi Amin
"Before the IMF Fund method, I lived in a poor country that noone really cared about. Now, thanks to the IMF, I'm filthy rich and living in luxury, and my wife can buy as many shoes as she likes!" - Ferdinand Marcos
Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's EASY to get on the IMF money wagon! All you need to do is take over, or create, a small third world country that has some sort of unexploited natural resource... it could be anything, gold, diamonds, oil (especially oil!), hydroelectric potential... nearly anything! YOU MAY ALREADY QUALIFY!
Then it's a simple matter of employing the IMF to get YOU the money you so richly deserve! As the representative of your country, you can choose to put that money into land development, building dams, butressing the economy or LIVING THE LAVISH LIVESTYLE YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE, LIKE OVER 100 OTHER SUCCESSFUL DESPOTS!
So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone, an AK-47, and take CONTROL... of your destiny!
