You forgot to add 6th think what webmaster needs to give sponsor a try..
6) Webmaster wakes up and looks at the mirror in bathroom and sees sponsor ad instead of head. Than he goes to kitchen, takes some corn flakes and finds sponsor ad at the bottom of pack. He goes to toilet, opens toilet seat and finds webmaster ad. Ok.. maby then he will sign up as affiliate, but, who da fuck would do such a thing as sending traffic to sponsor?! We need to call our wives and hear from them that they ar not longer with us - they left us for a sponsor.. so maby, ok, maby than we will send traffic..

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