WTF is with that??? Mr Tony B Maloor or some shit. If you're reading this I hope you get hit by a bus. Preferably the Realitycash limo bus so I can watch.
I really don't give two shits that your dad died and your farm flooded or whatever the hell and I certainly don't have 1.5 million dollars to hand over to you... so go fuck yourselt
OK I feel better now