Originally Posted by PornHero

lol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell


SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:

I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...


We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.

I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.

Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...