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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH!!!!
I've got me booty, and treasure maps to be filling me time up. Now if I could only get a wench to swab me Moby boner. YARGH!
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I am a pirate's pimp.
I've found some wenches who like wooden legs and long beards, perhaps we could swap some filthy loot for some filthy roots.
We can cater for all tastes of the modern pirate.
For the introverted pirate
For the converted Pirate
For the expert pirate
for the perverted pirate
We accept pieces of 8, dubloons of filthy lucre.