I came up with this promotion:
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/438641-jasonandalex-com-promotional-bonus-90-payouts-month.html
Alex has a problem with it as you can see in post #20 in that thread above.
So If you don't want cash bonuses and long term income, I'll pop the cash for a hooker if you prefer.
There. You happy now Alex? Male hookers will be provided too, we don't judge.