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jonesy · 02-28-2005, 06:01 PM

Matt ?chipmunk? Sclier - don?t let the name chipmunk fool ya.

Matt?s new name is ass kicker and name taker.

The asskicker story first ? Name taker later.

Our crew is walking around the hard rock here in s florida to find the other crew who left dave and busters gathering earlier in the evening.

Were standing around outside of a club waiting for fatal attraction, who?s inside trying to find them.

Theres a TON of people, lots of early twenties guys which means TESTOTSTERONE.

Major Metro sexuals ? s florida is the capital of metrosexuals.

LOTS of hot pussy too. TONS of it. It was crazy the concentration of hot chicks.

Did I mention how hot the pussy is?

I call it a Content Market.

Anyway, a guy bumps into or steps on Matt?s foot. Like the 20th guy.

Matt?s had enough of these punks and decides to give the guy a hard look and tells him what he thinks. The guy walks away. But is within earshot as matt is still punking him.

Now this guy had a crew and matt knew it and still called the bitch out. I was surprised and at the same time had respect for Matt and thought I have this crazy bastards back.

Fatal comes out of the club ? it?s a big place so shes gonna hang and try and find them, shell call crokett to let us know ? we decide to go to a quieter area and chill.

Were commenting on the scenery ? did I mention all the hot chicks?

As were walking back Matt thinks some of the crew were looking for may be in this cantina style club restaurant. I follow Matt as he walks toward the front door. The door man, whos a young guy no more than 22 and pretty big (im 6 ft 250 and have been in fights and can handle myself and was like ok this kid would be a bit of a challenge ) .

The door boy along with another door dick says to Matt in a really condescending and asshole attitude ? were closed, cant you see were closing, cant you see the fucking people walking out.??

The other clubs were still open and to me it looked open also.

Matt said a few choice things to him basically calling them out ? I thought, ?fucking matt is calling out not 1 guy twice his size but 2 guys, what fuckin balls? and for some crazy reason I chime in with matt.

Nothing happened.

Both matt and I were like what the fuck is going on here? This place is crazy.

Did I mention all the hot pussy?

So we left and eventually decide to eat in the hardrock and that?s where the Name Taker Matt goes into effect.

More on that later

02-28-2005, 06:01 PM
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	Matt "chipmunk" from SexMoney is now known as "Ass Kicker and Name Taker" Matt ?chipmunk? Sclier - don?t let the name chipmunk fool ya. Matt?s new name is ass kicker and name taker. The asskicker story first ? Name taker later. Our crew is walking around the hard rock here in s florida to find the other crew who left dave and busters gathering earlier in the evening. Were standing around outside of a club waiting for fatal attraction, who?s inside trying to find them. Theres a TON of people, lots of early twenties guys which means TESTOTSTERONE. Major Metro sexuals ? s florida is the capital of metrosexuals. LOTS of hot pussy too. TONS of it. It was crazy the concentration of hot chicks. Did I mention how hot the pussy is? I call it a Content Market. Anyway, a guy bumps into or steps on Matt?s foot. Like the 20th guy. Matt?s had enough of these punks and decides to give the guy a hard look and tells him what he thinks. The guy walks away. But is within earshot as matt is still punking him. Now this guy had a crew and matt knew it and still called the bitch out. I was surprised and at the same time had respect for Matt and thought I have this crazy bastards back. Fatal comes out of the club ? it?s a big place so shes gonna hang and try and find them, shell call crokett to let us know ? we decide to go to a quieter area and chill. Were commenting on the scenery ? did I mention all the hot chicks? As were walking back Matt thinks some of the crew were looking for may be in this cantina style club restaurant. I follow Matt as he walks toward the front door. The door man, whos a young guy no more than 22 and pretty big (im 6 ft 250 and have been in fights and can handle myself and was like ok this kid would be a bit of a challenge ) . The door boy along with another door dick says to Matt in a really condescending and asshole attitude ? were closed, cant you see were closing, cant you see the fucking people walking out.?? The other clubs were still open and to me it looked open also. Matt said a few choice things to him basically calling them out ? I thought, ?fucking matt is calling out not 1 guy twice his size but 2 guys, what fuckin balls? and for some crazy reason I chime in with matt. Nothing happened. Both matt and I were like what the fuck is going on here? This place is crazy. Did I mention all the hot pussy? So we left and eventually decide to eat in the hardrock and that?s where the Name Taker Matt goes into effect. More on that later __________________ . Shooting Bikini Girls