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Old 02-28-2005, 03:09 AM  
nofx
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Originally Posted by WarChild
Phatzane, let me lay down some of the most obvious ways you are owned:

1) You have the registered trademark after your name. YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADEMARK FOR PHATZANE. You probably don't even know how to go about getting one.

2) You don't even own phatzane.com. For a guy, involved in a web business, you sure don't own much of it.

3) You have so little knowledge of how this business works, you are working in the lowest paying tier. I know the guys from Wildoncontent really well. I know what you're worth. It's not very much. If you knew anything about this business you'd be making money off yourself. You'd have your own site. You don't.

4) Your shit doesn't even sell. In the same period of time, I was selling Her First Big Cock, Gangbang Squad, and MegaCock Cravers.

While Mega Cock and Gangbang Squad converted 1:400 religiously, and still do .. 1:1000 was the ratio on HFBC.

Any sponsors that are considering filming Phatzane can contact me, I'll show you the real stats. See for yourself

5) At least two large webmasters, myself included, won't sell sites with you on it. Primarly because your shit doesn't sell. Also, because you're a fucking idiot.

Do you think that playmates made playboy, or the otherway around? You're content. Bottom of the barrel.

6) You talk and try to act like a Gangster. Recently, you posted that you "fealt for .50 cent everytime you fired a gun".

Why is that? You're not black. You're not a rapper. You live in Canada. You don't have anything in common with a black gangster. Why do you talk like one?

Further, real gangsters make a point of being "men". You won't back up anything you have to say in person. I guess 160 pound adolecent baby faced gangsters aren't all that tough, after all.

There ya go. Off the top of my head, 6 reason's you're totally owned Phat Zane.

I think I'll put this stuff on a webpage. IN fact, I'm going to buy a domain with "Phatzane" in it right now. And i'm going to make it rank in google. That way, anyone that's thinking about filming you can get some information in to what a little momma's boy you really are.

Now I'm sure you're going to threaten legal action. Here's a sublist of why that's not a problem:

a) You don't have any trademarks registered. You do realize just using the fancy symbol is NOT enough, right?

b) You can't afford a lawyer.

c) You ARE a retard. Can't be sued for the truth.

In short:

OWNED
the meaning of 'owned'
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