Originally Posted by WarChild

I spent some of my time growing up in Gibsons B.C. A small coastal community. We didn't have cable tv. The two chanels we did get played Dukes pretty much 24/7. People didn't ask what was on TV, they asked what was up with Bo and Luke.

There must be a lot of horses in Hazzard County. Either that or somebody likes hay, because there's always a hay truck around the corner.

Where the fuck are Bo and Luke going in such a hurry? There's like two roads in Hazzard. One to the Boar's nest to downtown (Sherrif / Cooter / other non descript buildings) and the other from the Duke farm to downtown. Either way, what's the fucking hurry?

Why does Roscoe chase the Dukes? They're going one of about 4 places. Have a coffee, swing by the farm and write 'em up a ticket. Plus you get to see Daisy say incredibly naive things and blink as a bonus. The other route, chasing the Dukes ends in a hay truck or a small swamp/pond. Easy choice here even for Roscoe.

What exactly is Shucking and Jiving? Where do I learn to do it? Whenerver I'm stuck for a logical solution I want to send someone off to "Shuck and Jive" and have them come back one commercial break later with the problem solved. It's a really good catch-all.