I don't know you, but I'll give it my best shot. Give me a nod if I get any right.
- You're funny looking
- You haven't been laid since the BushI administration
- Your mother dresses you funny
- You have sex with dead kittens
- You secretly lust to sniff Juicy's scrotum hair
- You're a conservative
- You're a liberal
- You're a commie
- You're a fascist
- You're too wishy-washy, middle-of-the-road
- You're going bald, and the smell of your scalp skin causes acid burps
- You derive too much pleasure showing people the huge boil on your ass, usually in restaurants and bus stops
- You lie, you cheat, you steal and backstab
- ... and those are your GOOD qualities.
- You've secretly cut a deal with the devil to recieve unlimited GFY access, in return you provide unlimited sphincter access
- ... and you secretly enjoy both parts of the deal.
- You can braid your nose hairs
- You always set off the metal detector at the airport due to the high iron content of the rocks in your head
Just some random guesses.
