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Old 02-26-2005, 02:38 PM  
2HousePlague
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Originally Posted by Manowar
Wow. I never knew that kinda stuff happened.
Dude, me neither -- I just assumed they would stop trying to have sex, once it became so complicated you needed help.

But, now, I'm like DUH! -- if I had ANY excuse to get more [quasi-participating] people in the room while I was having sex, I soooo would.


God, can you imagine working as a Sex Facilitator for the Handicapped...

You'd show up at the door-step. Maybe you'd have like a file on them or something.

"Joe is 36 years old, he lost his legs in a meat-packing accident in 1998..."

"Katrina is a quadraplegic since birth, with minimal vocal abilities..."



Man..!


Then, you're like this hot, eye-glass-wearing semi-academic (politically hippie) grad student/hoe who shows up to help these people get it on!


FUH-HUCK -- That sounds like the birth of a new niche!



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