Originally Posted by thefool

my new neighbors are going to be a nightmare, I can see it already. They have this guady plastic orange fence seperating our front yard property right now, apparently its a snow drift fence, but its stupid, theres no drifting anywhere? It was there when we looked at the property and put an offer in, back in OCTOBER! The realitor said they didnt want our leaves blowing into their yard!

Ok, so OCD issue #2... they have boobietrapped their driveway. They have this long rope that goes from one side to the other, and when the wife comes home, she has to get out of the car, undo the rope, and get back in her car, pull it into the driveway, get back out, put the rope back up, then she opens her garage door, pulls into the garage, and comes back out, walks down the driveway and DOUBLE checks the rope to make sure its secure! EVERYTIME she leaves or comes home, she does this! Apparently, she doesnt want anyone parking in her driveway or turning around in it.

OCD issue #3 last week when our realitor came to check on the house the husband came over here and almost wacked him with a shovel when he snuck up behind him in the back yard. Garrett (our realitor) was walking around checking all the windows. Neighbor man with the shovel wanted to know who he was sneaking around the place. He told him he was the realitor and the guy wigged out "why hasn't this place sold, its a gorgeous home, nice street, whats the problem, its been on the market for months, i want to know whats going on!" He told him it was sold and we were closing soon, etc.

OCD issue #4 so we're painting & tearing up carpets the other day and the old man and his wife pulled out of their driveway. I see them backing up too far, in front of our place, and there they sat, backing and pulling forward several times, as they tried to stare into our windows & garage to see what was going on. When they saw me looking out the window, the wife nudged the husband and they drove off. lol

This summer will be fun, can't wait to have them over for back yard bbq's and keg parties.