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Old 02-22-2005, 11:09 PM  
Greg B
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Originally Posted by Greg Jacobson
[That's why I only drive mini-RVs or customized vans with bathrooms built in. Long hours in traffic ya' know.

That is exactly what I need, a bathroom IN my vehicle. That would make me a happy man.[/QUOTE]

Buddy, lemme tell ya. I've been hooked on RVs and customized vans ever since my ma got one 35 years ago. Beds, kitchens, bathroom all rolled into one. You can get em' any size ya want and customize em' to your specs.

You just hop in and roll, roll, roll. With today's satellite technology and wireless cafe's you don't even need to have a home. I like to travel. My set up is easy:

RV with the works. Wire transfer pay checks to cards and accounts, mail sent to receiving office with lawyers and sent to me when I want it. Everything paid automatically and only time to stop is when I need some new bait and tackle.

Ain't no other life pal!

I've been stuck in traffic for hours. Other people scramblin' around like shmucks. I've seen people in their best dressed havin' to take a dump on the side of the road. Me, I was sittin' there pretty jammin to tunes and knowin' I was all set. Guys would knock on my door and ask ta' use the facilities. I would score free legals or medical insurance. When a guy's in a pinch he'll offer you the stars.
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