A girl goes to church to tell her sin
Girl:"Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest:"What have you done my child"
Girl:"I called a man a son of a bitch"
Priest:"Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl"Because he touched my hand"
Priest:"Like this" (as he touches her hand)
Girl:"yes father"
Priest:"That is no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl:"Then he touched my breast"
Priest:"Like this" (as he touches her breast)
Girl:"Yes father"
Priest:"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl:"Then he took off my clothes, father"
Priest:"Like this" (as he takes off her cothes)
Girl:"Yes father"
Priest:"That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl:"Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where"
Priest:"Like this" (as he stuck his you know what In her you know where)
Girl:"Yes father, yes father, yes father"
Priest: (after a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
Girl:"But father he had AIDS!"
Priest:"That son of a bitch!!!"
This would be the down side of being a priest
