I heard tonight; that the first guest is gonna be Monica Lewinsky
first question; "...did you swallow any of it, or just spit it all over that dress of yours...?"
answer; "... no I didn't swallow, I saved it and spit in out in Linda Tripp's coffee cup..."
second question (Bill - smiling eagerly); "...and did she like the taste of that morning's cup of coffee, in particular... say over other mornings..."
answer; "no I think that Linda barfed..."
Bill (In his trademark whiny bill voice); "... that presidential sperm - potent stuff.."
(Bill smiles at the audience, does a baseball player's type jock adjustment with his free hand)
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