Originally Posted by Hoodlumm

Your car costs more than your college education

Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends

Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD.

Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone

People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can

You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market

You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki

You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner

You know someone who works at a dental lab

Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB

You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).

You know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and Vikas

Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"

You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must wear all you golden chains and bracelets.

Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.