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Q. Who boasts most about the achievements of his country?
A. Those who haven't ever achieved anything themselves.
Q. Why do the USA have more murders per capita than any other country?
A. Because they still can not agree on who owns which refrigerator, car,
television set, personal computer, telephone, etc.
Q. Why do the USA have more fire arms per capita than any other country?
A. They too want to shoot all USA-ers.
B. Because their melting pot of nations wasn't stirred enough. So it comes that
you always have either an Italian, a Frenchman, a Greek, a Korean, a Spaniard, a
Russian, a Japanese, a Turk, a Chinese, a German, .... or whatever as neighbour,
and you just can't trust those bloody foreigners, can you.
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