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Originally posted by MetaformX
LoL
good one
except you forgot the possibility of your girlfriend getting turned on so much by my loud piss that she would start demanding golden showers.
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Nah. She'd remind you there's a "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat" sign hanging over the toilet, tell you to put the seat down, then go shopping for more clothes.