Original contest link:
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...08#post6576208
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To redeem your prize, please contact
[email protected]
AIM: DawnWEG
ICQ 239058212
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Quite honestly, I think all the women in the biz had a hand in writing this......but we have no proof, so....
Tonda : Logitech MX 1000 Laser Cordless Mouse
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HOW DO I LOVE GABE?
(From Sonnets from the Portuguese)
by TondaB
HOW DO I LOVE GABE? -
HOW do I love Gabe? Let me count the ways.
I love Gabe to the depth of his belly flop and height
The tidal wave will reach, when getting out of sight
For the ends of Being and no Grace.
I love Gabe to a level of TGI Friday's
But my quiet need, is no farts by sun and candle-light.
I love Gabe freely, as men do...RIGHT?
I love Gabe purely, as he turns from graze.
I love Gabe with the passion put to use
In his old briefs, and with his eating ways.
I love Gabe with a love I seemed to lose
With his poo poo stains,- I love Gabe with his hog's breath,
And tears, of all my pain!- and, if I choose,
I shall but love Gabe better after death. - -
THE END
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The next two winners get our traffic packages.
Each package is as follows: you win a $500 dollar credit that you can use towards a traffic purchase from our friends at Gallerytrafficservice.com. You'll make a lot more than the $500 prize
The traffic must be sent to G3X tours and galleries inside our Marketing Suite, whatever you choose inside of G3X. To help you maximize your payout and give you the potential to earn even more money in the future using our design suite, Eros webmaster is going to make you 20 galleries under your G3X account, and Twisted By Designs is going to make you 3 single page tours and 3 odd sized banners all using G3X content and putting it on our G3X servers!
You must use your GTS credit to send the traffic to your G3X designs and watch the money pile up! You can also promote your new designs in our system and allow other webmasters to promote it!
Flashfire: GTS Package
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I love getting my first signup after a few hours of sending 25-30 hits per hour
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Tradermcduck: Prize: GTS Package.
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O .k. so what do I love in the adult industry, that's easy...
1) $$$
2) $$$
3) $$$ 
I love this industry because with just some mouse clicks and creativity you can really make serious money
Not to forget you can work wherever you want
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The next winner gets to celebrate with a bottle of Cristal! Oh lawd - another drunk webmaster - THAT'S all we need!
Project Shadow : Cristal
Quote:
What I love about this industry:
I haven't figured out what exactly im good at...
I pay for my designs, I pay for my programmers..
Infact I pay for almost everything, I only run my damn sites.
I'm useless, but still manage to make a decent amount of money.
I also get to sit on my ass most of the day, thank fuck for the internet.
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No more wires, but it's still NOT to be used in the bathtub!
Kuthi123 : Optical Elite for BT 2.0 wireless keyboard and mouse
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In this adult i love surfers, because
1)He or she already seen million penis and vagina still he(she) is willing whip is card for porn.
2)He can get zillion of free pictures and movies in internet but still he is mad enough to pay for porn.
3)He or she already seen million times "a penis going in and out of a vagina" still looking for same thing which makes me money.
4)He is crazy, he his buying water when he his swimming in nile river.
5)He is brilliant enough to escape the traps setted by tgp owner (or link list owner) and find my gallery at 89'th place(almost bottom of that page) and mad enough to click my text link which is very poorly written with lot of grammer and spelling mistakes and whiping his card for me.
6)Even though he already got million of times loads of popups, spywares, and adwares and cool web search in his computer, and still trying view online porn.
7)He don't understand the original meaning of "free porn" if he rerrange the letters he will get the original meaning "PREFER NO" ,
8)And he never know the original meaning of " The pornographic websites' " which means " It's her boring peep show act "
9)Long live surfer and don't forget to keep your creditcard when ever you are online especially when you are viewing my site or
my gallery.
10)I love you so much because of you only i pay my rent , all my utility bills otherwise i have to apply for a cleaner job in my local pizzacorner.
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$50 thread contest winners:
Money for more booze and hookers - does
G3X take care of you or what?
To redeem your cash, please contact
[email protected] with your paypal.
AIM: DawnWEG
ICQ 239058212
Pg 1 ? coolone
Pg 2 - Keyser Soze
Pg 3 - polish_aristocrat
Pg 4 - Project-Shadow
Pg 5 - FunForOne
Pg 6 - Fatalspeed
Pg 7 - kuthi123
Pg 8 - Happypeekers
Pg 9 - Furious_Male
Pg 10 - Furious_Male
Pg 11 - viki
Pg 12 - viki
Pg 13 - VividChen
Pg 14 - coolone
Pg 15 - coolone
Pg 16 - pornpf69
Pg 17 - pornpf69
Pg 18 - pornpf69
Pg 19 - coolone
Pg 20 - coolone
Pg 21 - coolone
Pg 22 - pornpf69
Pg 23 - pornpf69
Pg 24 - pornpf69
Pg 25 - pornpf69
Pg 26 - FunForOne
Pg 27 - Furious_Male
Pg 28 - Furious_Male
Pg 29 - pornpf69
Pg 30 - Furious_Male
Congratulations to everyone who won, thanks to all who participated and quadruple thanks to everyone who signed up for
G3X !!!