Ok, I'll break ... I am really Jawanda. If you want to help me go buy these domains:
http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=432133
sorry couldn't help it .. good luck Fallen Angel. You may want to post some contact info just in case someone does feel like helping you out.
Do you do anything ... web design? Gallery submission? Anything you could offer in return for help?
-P