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badcop · 02-15-2005, 08:47 AM

I go to this gas station in a bad area, and to my surprise I do not see a single black person anywhere. Not surprisingly the place was clean and seemed safe. I couldn't figure out why because usually there would be various groups of black youth hanging around looking menacing and harassing the patrons.

Why was this gas station different...a genius move on the owners part. I immediately noticed that the gas station is now pumping country music through the loud speaker. Turns out that a black cannot go within 100ft of country music. Just like those supersonic bug repellants that keep roaches away. So break out the hank Williams Jr. and have a clean neiborhood!

02-15-2005, 08:47 AM
badcop So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 23	New invention: N1gger repellant - Really Works! I go to this gas station in a bad area, and to my surprise I do not see a single black person anywhere. Not surprisingly the place was clean and seemed safe. I couldn't figure out why because usually there would be various groups of black youth hanging around looking menacing and harassing the patrons. Why was this gas station different...a genius move on the owners part. I immediately noticed that the gas station is now pumping country music through the loud speaker. Turns out that a black cannot go within 100ft of country music. Just like those supersonic bug repellants that keep roaches away. So break out the hank Williams Jr. and have a clean neiborhood!