I tried the Hookah for the first time when I went riding with Abyss_Al and Abyss_Vee (LaVerne & Shirley of internet porn) Anyway Al pulls out this huge Hookah and starts warming up coals in the middle of the dry lake, Im like fuck it that his business what do I care, so he loads the Hookah and starts smoking and then tries passing it to me, I'm like fuck that I don't know what the fuck these two Armenian queers are smoking, there prolly trying to get my all fcuked upo so they can take turns on my cock

Anyway they started laughing when I said I don't smoke weed or hash or Opium, I didn't know people smoked tobacco out of them. They were like its tobacco you dipshit...lol, so I hit it and it was tasty
