Did you hear that the UK Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps with pictures
of English football players on them.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q. If you see an English football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.
Q. What do English football fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road
and a dead English football fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice.
Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining.
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