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Originally Posted by JizBiz
But your up next Missy.!!
Joke time.
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But I'll tell you a joke anyway. Here goes....
Little Johnny was taking a bath with his mom and he points to the patch of hair between her legs and says "Mommy, what's that?"
Caught off-guard, Mommy says the first thing that comes to her mind. "Well Johnny, that's my washcloth."
"Oh, ok" he says, and leaves it at that.
A couple of weeks later they are taking a bath together again, and this time all her hair was gone, as she'd shaved it off to keep things interesting with her old man. Little Johnny notices, and asks "Mommy, what happened to your washcloth?"
Again caught offguard, Mommy quickly replies "Well Johnny, I lost it!"
Johnny replies "Don't worry Mommy, I know where it is. The neighbor lady has it. I saw her washing Daddy's face with it last week."