Oh. by the way, I took Criminology in college when I wasnt sure what I wanted to be when I grew up, and its statistically proven that if you cry when you get pulled over (woman) you'll get out of the ticket 60% of the time and 80% of the time if they do end up writing a ticket, they will reduce the charges to something less.

So cry like a bitch!! Not sure if this will work with men, but you can try it!