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Old 02-10-2005, 05:49 PM  
TondaB
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HOW DO I LOVE GABE?

(From Sonnets from the Portuguese)

by TondaB

HOW DO I LOVE GABE? -

HOW do I love Gabe? Let me count the ways.

I love Gabe to the depth of his belly flop and height

The tidal wave will reach, when getting out of sight

For the ends of Being and no Grace.

I love Gabe to a level of TGI Friday's

But my quiet need, is no farts by sun and candle-light.

I love Gabe freely, as men do...RIGHT?

I love Gabe purely, as he turns from graze.

I love Gabe with the passion put to use

In his old briefs, and with his eating ways.

I love Gabe with a love I seemed to lose

With his poo poo stains,- I love Gabe with his hog's breath,

And tears, of all my pain!- and, if I choose,

I shall but love Gabe better after death. - -

THE END
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