Originally Posted by iwantchixx

It has come to my attention with all the conversations I have had with insecure women and being with 13 other girls in my life that these little guidelines need to be said. Guys, if you have any to add, go for it.

#1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them

9 times out of 10 if Im talkin to a chick its cause I wanna bang her.


#2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them.

If my girl has a prettier girl hanging around I most definately want to bang her.

#2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will. We do have testosterone remember? We see the way you look at 'Louis' on Passions. Do we care? hell no. fill yer boots girl. fantasies and desires are perfectly normal.

Fantasies and desires are fine and dandy, now lets get that booty.

#3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you.

She may not be a threat cause Id just bang her and go back to my girl or bang her on the side...

#4 Why is it ok for you to talk trash with the girls but when we do with the guys we get threatened with rolling pins and chastity belts?

agree with ya here

#5 You're not our mother, fuck off. We can chose our own meals and dress ourselves and make our own desicions without needing your input.

Agree here

#6 No, you will not always get what you want and it doesn't mean we don't love you.

True that

#7 Just because we don't want to sit next to you when we are perfectly comfortable where we are doesn't mean we don't want to spend time with you. We're only 6 feet away from you.

Tr00f


#8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friends.

yea keep the ugly girlfriends at bay, PLEASE

#9 No we don't want to cuddle when we come straight home from work. We're stinky, irritable and just want to die. leave us alone for an hour. PLEASE!!!

When I come home from work I want a back massage and a foot massage BUT first you better set a beer on my computer desk...


#10 If you sleep with your ass against us don't get mad when all we want is sex first thing in the morning with no romantic foreplay. You try having a succulent warm ass that you know is easy to part and slide a monkey into pressed hard against your raging morning hardon.

Who waits till the morning? slide it in immediately!

#11 Men like looking at naked women. We can't help it. It's a knee jerk reaction. We see skin, we look, we drool and we get turned on and want to fuck you. Don't tell us you don't get the same way when your favorite soap opera star is on the big screen in front of you.

True

#12 We are men, deal with it. If you don't like the way men are, become a lesbian and let us watch and join occasionaly.

Hell yea

thank you for your time.