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iwantchixx · 02-10-2005, 04:34 PM

It has come to my attention with all the conversations I have had with insecure women and being with 13 other girls in my life that these little guidelines need to be said. Guys, if you have any to add, go for it.

#1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them

#2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them.

#2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will. We do have testosterone remember? We see the way you look at 'Louis' on Passions. Do we care? hell no. fill yer boots girl. fantasies and desires are perfectly normal.

#3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you.

#4 Why is it ok for you to talk trash with the girls but when we do with the guys we get threatened with rolling pins and chastity belts?

#5 You're not our mother, fuck off. We can chose our own meals and dress ourselves and make our own desicions without needing your input.

#6 No, you will not always get what you want and it doesn't mean we don't love you.

#7 Just because we don't want to sit next to you when we are perfectly comfortable where we are doesn't mean we don't want to spend time with you. We're only 6 feet away from you.

#8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friends.

#9 No we don't want to cuddle when we come straight home from work. We're stinky, irritable and just want to die. leave us alone for an hour. PLEASE!!!

#10 If you sleep with your ass against us don't get mad when all we want is sex first thing in the morning with no romantic foreplay. You try having a succulent warm ass that you know is easy to part and slide a monkey into pressed hard against your raging morning hardon.

#11 Men like looking at naked women. We can't help it. It's a knee jerk reaction. We see skin, we look, we drool and we get turned on and want to fuck you. Don't tell us you don't get the same way when your favorite soap opera star is on the big screen in front of you.

#12 We are men, deal with it. If you don't like the way men are, become a lesbian and let us watch and join occasionaly.

thank you for your time.

02-10-2005, 04:34 PM
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	An open letter to all insecure women: It has come to my attention with all the conversations I have had with insecure women and being with 13 other girls in my life that these little guidelines need to be said. Guys, if you have any to add, go for it. #1 Just because we talk to a girl doesn't mean we want to fuck them #2A just because a female friend is prettier than you doesn't mean we want to fuck them. #2B If we do want to fuck them it's purely sexual and doesn't mean we actually will. We do have testosterone remember? We see the way you look at 'Louis' on Passions. Do we care? hell no. fill yer boots girl. fantasies and desires are perfectly normal. #3 Just because a girl wants to fuck us does not mean we will. She's really not a threat to you. #4 Why is it ok for you to talk trash with the girls but when we do with the guys we get threatened with rolling pins and chastity belts? #5 You're not our mother, fuck off. We can chose our own meals and dress ourselves and make our own desicions without needing your input. #6 No, you will not always get what you want and it doesn't mean we don't love you. #7 Just because we don't want to sit next to you when we are perfectly comfortable where we are doesn't mean we don't want to spend time with you. We're only 6 feet away from you. #8 We don't have to like your friends, in fact, we can hate them if we want to. You hate most of our guy friends and get all pissy and moany when we mention anything about female friends. #9 No we don't want to cuddle when we come straight home from work. We're stinky, irritable and just want to die. leave us alone for an hour. PLEASE!!! #10 If you sleep with your ass against us don't get mad when all we want is sex first thing in the morning with no romantic foreplay. You try having a succulent warm ass that you know is easy to part and slide a monkey into pressed hard against your raging morning hardon. #11 Men like looking at naked women. We can't help it. It's a knee jerk reaction. We see skin, we look, we drool and we get turned on and want to fuck you. Don't tell us you don't get the same way when your favorite soap opera star is on the big screen in front of you. #12 We are men, deal with it. If you don't like the way men are, become a lesbian and let us watch and join occasionaly. thank you for your time.