I can't help but think to the Weird Al movie "UHF"...
"Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper... or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?"
"I'll take the box. The box!"
"You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!
...
Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!"