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SleazyDream · 02-08-2005, 12:39 PM

1. Is it true that your wife left you for a schoolteacher?

yep - this science teacher guy that looked JUST like choker said he liked me one day so i up and left her for him, but he was just teasing.

2. When is the last time you got laid? Your dog does not count.
I'm still a Virgin someday, someday... maybe in 6 years.....

3. Were you always the last kid picked for teams during recess on the playground?
Yes, i was. I cried a lot about that back then too.

4. Do you attack noobs at random because everyone picked on you at school?

Yes, I did. I'd walk down the hall and just grab some noobs at random and stuff him in a locker and laugh and laugh.

5. Do you ever think before your fat stubby fingers run accross your keyboard?

saying 'before' would imply I think now. I've never thought, ever.

6. All the attention you need and constantly try to get, what is the reason for this?

I have a crush on Choker, the sexy bald head and trailer park forcefulness just turns me on and I can't get him out of my mind.

7. Do you jack off in your big empty home while petting your dog or do you jack-off in your big empty home while looking at pictures of your ex-wife? You know, the one that left you to go fuck a schoolteacher.

Both

8. Do you look forward to the school bus letting out in front of your house everyday?

I do, the bus driver looks just like choker and as you know I have a crush on choker.

9. Will you ever grow balls big enough to say to people's face what your fat fingers type?

I'm a total coward - ask anyone. I never goto any adult conventions cause I'm terrified someone might confront me and be mean to me or worse.

10. Since your wife left you to go fuck a schoolteacher, do you ever sit alone in your big empty house wandering what went wrong?

Every night I sit by the phone waiting for Choker to call with a big tube of masterbation lub, but I end up comming to GFY disapointed cause Choker doesn't call.

02-08-2005, 12:39 PM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	1. Is it true that your wife left you for a schoolteacher? yep - this science teacher guy that looked JUST like choker said he liked me one day so i up and left her for him, but he was just teasing. 2. When is the last time you got laid? Your dog does not count. I'm still a Virgin someday, someday... maybe in 6 years..... 3. Were you always the last kid picked for teams during recess on the playground? Yes, i was. I cried a lot about that back then too. 4. Do you attack noobs at random because everyone picked on you at school? Yes, I did. I'd walk down the hall and just grab some noobs at random and stuff him in a locker and laugh and laugh. 5. Do you ever think before your fat stubby fingers run accross your keyboard? saying 'before' would imply I think now. I've never thought, ever. 6. All the attention you need and constantly try to get, what is the reason for this? I have a crush on Choker, the sexy bald head and trailer park forcefulness just turns me on and I can't get him out of my mind. 7. Do you jack off in your big empty home while petting your dog or do you jack-off in your big empty home while looking at pictures of your ex-wife? You know, the one that left you to go fuck a schoolteacher. Both 8. Do you look forward to the school bus letting out in front of your house everyday? I do, the bus driver looks just like choker and as you know I have a crush on choker. 9. Will you ever grow balls big enough to say to people's face what your fat fingers type? I'm a total coward - ask anyone. I never goto any adult conventions cause I'm terrified someone might confront me and be mean to me or worse. 10. Since your wife left you to go fuck a schoolteacher, do you ever sit alone in your big empty house wandering what went wrong? Every night I sit by the phone waiting for Choker to call with a big tube of masterbation lub, but I end up comming to GFY disapointed cause Choker doesn't call. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.