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Old 02-07-2005, 10:24 PM  
Danny Dukes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett
The devil went down to Guidoville
He was looking for some hair gel steal
He was in a rut cause he just busted his nut
And he just wanted to make her squeal
When he came across this Guido
Plucking his eyebrows and looking kinda hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "Guido" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a Big Pimpin player too
And if you'd care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you lookin pretty good
But give the devil his due
I bet a bottle of Dep Hair Gel against your balls
Cause I think I'm better lookin than you
The boy said "My name's Juicy"
And it might be a sin
But I'll take you bet, your gonna regret
Cause I'm the best looking guidio that's ever been"

Juicy rosin up your brows
And play your pimp hand hard
Cause hell's broke loose in Guidoville
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win
You get this bottle of Dep Hair Gel
But if you lose, the devil gets your balls



lol ok I was bored

That is too, too, fucking good! Post of the day in my opinion
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