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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Everyone loves flowers and chocolate... but flowers die and chocolate gives you acne and a fat ass! lol I personally like a gift that will last a little longer.  Dildos always work for me!! It's the gift that keeps on giving... until the batteries die, of course!!  |
I'm already fat and dammit, I'm still cute. And if these chocolates can give me a fat ass, I'll buy stock in them. Besides, chocolates like those are certainly a gift that keeps on giving!!
Want I should send you some batteries?
