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Rip · 04-25-2002, 10:21 AM

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are
these, Dad?" To which the man
matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to
have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.

One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy.

He then notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March........"

04-25-2002, 10:21 AM
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Why do condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 & 12? A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He then notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........" __________________ ...