Originally Posted by rickholio

She lives in Vancouver... sun is a rare and special thing that sends the city's inhabitants scurrying to stanley park exactly unlike cockroaches would. I'd move back in a second, but the wifey loves the maritimes and exemplifies the adage "You can take the girl out of the 'times, but you can't take the 'times out of the girl". Ah well, I'll just have to VISIT mountains instead of waking up and looking at them (when they're out, anyways).

Don't mind the haters Elli. These eyes have seen a decade's worth of porn professionally and I'd rather opt to have them on you 99% of the time.

The other 1%? Well, one time when I was on biz to LA, Lysa made me a special tape...