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Vince McMahon · 02-02-2005, 11:19 PM

3rd grade and 4th " The Group"

In 3rd grade my friend and I decided to create a groups that would control the 3rd system. During this period we had are highs and low but mostly are lows. We needed a name for this groups these were are first ideas: corporateministry, D-X, NWO Hollywood, The posse, or the group. In the end we called it the group. In 3rd we started out with a small group of only 3 Robert E., Taylor, and Kenny, but we did grow larger later. Our 3rd grade group did not accomplish much, but here are highlights.

1. We attacked and sexually harassed this one girl over the course of the year. Are attacks consisted of daily harassment, attacks of friends of hers which was everyone but us, and verbal abuse.

2. On a cold raining day during lunch recess Misty came up to Taylor and yelled shit. Taylor yelled back at her calling her a guy. Misty came at Taylor and beat him down with the umbrella hitting him three times. Taylor attacked Misty and broke here umbrella in self defense. Misty's umbrella was totally destroyed during this confertation leaving it bent and torn. Taylor remembered he was happy after words because he broke something that her family spent money on.

3. On a cloudy day during first recess Kenny came up with the idea to trash the C hall bathroom. All three of us went in there with the original plan to trash the bathroom. Kenny peed on the bathroom floor, and was caught so we ran off back outside. Kenny's pee was later soaken up with a white powder by the janitor.

4. On a cold sunny winter day during lunch recess we were digging up Ice and throwing it at each other when a girl walked by and a light bulb turned on in our heads. We followed her for a while till the right moment when she was by the concrete wall near C hall entrance. I then picked up a large chunck of ice that I concealed in my coat. I approached her slowly with a smile on face, and then stopped five feet from her. While she was on the ground I pulled out the piece of Ice a threw it at her. The ice hit the ground three inches from her and shattered. She was screaming and afraid. That was one of biggest moments of 3rd grade.

5. On a sunny winter day during third recess we found a large amount of snow that we used to make snowballs out of . We started off throwing them at the brick wall when we noticed there was almost no one in our class room and the window was halfway open. This is when a light bulb come on in our head. We decided to throw a volley of snowball at the halfopen window. We hit the window about five times with large snowballs leaving the window splattered with snow and ice. The carpet inside of the room was also covered in ice. When recess was over we walked into the room and our teacher gave us our citation in which we replied thank you. We then went back to our desk where we sniffed our citations so we could enjoy the pleasant smell of them.

6. On a cold cloudy winter day during lunch recess Taylor and I found a beer bottle next to the fence. I decided it would be a good idea to smash the bottle against the fence. I took that mother fucking bottle and smashed that fucker against the fucking fence. I though I had gotten away with it when I say two kids running towards Mr. Charles who was a duty teacher.They said something to him and pointed in our general direction. Mr. Charles then said come here. I was like fuck this and bolted it.I though that I would be able to out run him, but to my surprise when I turn around he was right behind me catching up fast. I decided not to get run over by Mr. Charles who was fat so it just stopped and gave up. He then wrote me a citation. The next day I had to owe first recess in Libary where I had to fill out some stupid paper about what I did. One of the questions was how do you think the other people feal. I put down I dont know and I dont care. Then the next day I get called down to Mr. Charles room, and says that I cant put down what I did as an answer. I said but thats how I feal. He didn't care and he wanted me to lie about how I felt. So I changed what I wrote and put down I think the other people fell happy for getting me in trouble for something I did not do... Yet I realy did due it just like Bill Cliton.

7. The conflict resolution people A.K.A. Hiss managers

During third grade they developed the "Hiss managers" who were people that would help solve your conflicts with other people. We felt it was necessary to waste there time and insult them for what they were. One time when we were in an argument with another person the Hiss mangers tried to help us resolve our issues. We did not like there kind so we insulted them and called them fuckers. They thought they were better then us because they could solve problems without violence. We were like bring it on bitch and challenged then to a fight, but they just walked off and told regular duty teachers.

8 A Short memory from 3 grade

This one day in Winter at Donor Springs elementry School we had sub. We knew we would have a sub that day so I prepared myself for a good opeaning segment. When we were taken into to the school by the sub I notcied it was a woman so I knew this would be easy. We got into the room put are stuff away and then took are chairs down. I decided that when I was about to take my chair down that I would slam it into my foot and yell. I slamed that chair hard into my foot and yelled DAMMIT has loud as I could. the whole class was shocked by my actions and the sub was speechless.

This was a major moment in my life. I have now shared it with you.

9 The brick square holes

Ok so there were there these square holes in the walls near the entrances to the halls. When we were near C hall entrance there was some fucker there got there red ball stuck in the square whole. I though it would be a good idea to to throw my backpack through square hole and get the ball down. When I threw the backpack it got the ball down, but it got stuck in the hole. The fucker who owned the ball ran off and left me there with nothing to do. So we threw Taloyrs backpack to get mine down which it did. We were fucking pissed at thouse holes cause there was no reason for them.

10 Dirty Tissue in a Desk

Wile were were cleaning out our desks I found this 2 month old dirty, disgusting, tissue that was unsanitary.

The only low of the 3rd grade group was that we almost fell apart as a group, and Kenny left the school. But Keeny will never be forgotten for peeing on the bathroom floor in C hall.

02-02-2005, 11:19 PM
Vince McMahon Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 414	Now this THe Shit 3rd grade and 4th " The Group" In 3rd grade my friend and I decided to create a groups that would control the 3rd system. During this period we had are highs and low but mostly are lows. We needed a name for this groups these were are first ideas: corporateministry, D-X, NWO Hollywood, The posse, or the group. In the end we called it the group. In 3rd we started out with a small group of only 3 Robert E., Taylor, and Kenny, but we did grow larger later. Our 3rd grade group did not accomplish much, but here are highlights. 1. We attacked and sexually harassed this one girl over the course of the year. Are attacks consisted of daily harassment, attacks of friends of hers which was everyone but us, and verbal abuse. 2. On a cold raining day during lunch recess Misty came up to Taylor and yelled shit. Taylor yelled back at her calling her a guy. Misty came at Taylor and beat him down with the umbrella hitting him three times. Taylor attacked Misty and broke here umbrella in self defense. Misty's umbrella was totally destroyed during this confertation leaving it bent and torn. Taylor remembered he was happy after words because he broke something that her family spent money on. 3. On a cloudy day during first recess Kenny came up with the idea to trash the C hall bathroom. All three of us went in there with the original plan to trash the bathroom. Kenny peed on the bathroom floor, and was caught so we ran off back outside. Kenny's pee was later soaken up with a white powder by the janitor. 4. On a cold sunny winter day during lunch recess we were digging up Ice and throwing it at each other when a girl walked by and a light bulb turned on in our heads. We followed her for a while till the right moment when she was by the concrete wall near C hall entrance. I then picked up a large chunck of ice that I concealed in my coat. I approached her slowly with a smile on face, and then stopped five feet from her. While she was on the ground I pulled out the piece of Ice a threw it at her. The ice hit the ground three inches from her and shattered. She was screaming and afraid. That was one of biggest moments of 3rd grade. 5. On a sunny winter day during third recess we found a large amount of snow that we used to make snowballs out of . We started off throwing them at the brick wall when we noticed there was almost no one in our class room and the window was halfway open. This is when a light bulb come on in our head. We decided to throw a volley of snowball at the halfopen window. We hit the window about five times with large snowballs leaving the window splattered with snow and ice. The carpet inside of the room was also covered in ice. When recess was over we walked into the room and our teacher gave us our citation in which we replied thank you. We then went back to our desk where we sniffed our citations so we could enjoy the pleasant smell of them. 6. On a cold cloudy winter day during lunch recess Taylor and I found a beer bottle next to the fence. I decided it would be a good idea to smash the bottle against the fence. I took that mother fucking bottle and smashed that fucker against the fucking fence. I though I had gotten away with it when I say two kids running towards Mr. Charles who was a duty teacher.They said something to him and pointed in our general direction. Mr. Charles then said come here. I was like fuck this and bolted it.I though that I would be able to out run him, but to my surprise when I turn around he was right behind me catching up fast. I decided not to get run over by Mr. Charles who was fat so it just stopped and gave up. He then wrote me a citation. The next day I had to owe first recess in Libary where I had to fill out some stupid paper about what I did. One of the questions was how do you think the other people feal. I put down I dont know and I dont care. Then the next day I get called down to Mr. Charles room, and says that I cant put down what I did as an answer. I said but thats how I feal. He didn't care and he wanted me to lie about how I felt. So I changed what I wrote and put down I think the other people fell happy for getting me in trouble for something I did not do... Yet I realy did due it just like Bill Cliton. 7. The conflict resolution people A.K.A. Hiss managers During third grade they developed the "Hiss managers" who were people that would help solve your conflicts with other people. We felt it was necessary to waste there time and insult them for what they were. One time when we were in an argument with another person the Hiss mangers tried to help us resolve our issues. We did not like there kind so we insulted them and called them fuckers. They thought they were better then us because they could solve problems without violence. We were like bring it on bitch and challenged then to a fight, but they just walked off and told regular duty teachers. 8 A Short memory from 3 grade This one day in Winter at Donor Springs elementry School we had sub. We knew we would have a sub that day so I prepared myself for a good opeaning segment. When we were taken into to the school by the sub I notcied it was a woman so I knew this would be easy. We got into the room put are stuff away and then took are chairs down. I decided that when I was about to take my chair down that I would slam it into my foot and yell. I slamed that chair hard into my foot and yelled DAMMIT has loud as I could. the whole class was shocked by my actions and the sub was speechless. This was a major moment in my life. I have now shared it with you. 9 The brick square holes Ok so there were there these square holes in the walls near the entrances to the halls. When we were near C hall entrance there was some fucker there got there red ball stuck in the square whole. I though it would be a good idea to to throw my backpack through square hole and get the ball down. When I threw the backpack it got the ball down, but it got stuck in the hole. The fucker who owned the ball ran off and left me there with nothing to do. So we threw Taloyrs backpack to get mine down which it did. We were fucking pissed at thouse holes cause there was no reason for them. 10 Dirty Tissue in a Desk Wile were were cleaning out our desks I found this 2 month old dirty, disgusting, tissue that was unsanitary. The only low of the 3rd grade group was that we almost fell apart as a group, and Kenny left the school. But Keeny will never be forgotten for peeing on the bathroom floor in C hall.