... you could be given as a Valentines Day Gift? If your gf, wife, bf, current fuck buddy, stalker down the street, etc. gave you as a gift? Whats the last thing you hope it is when you open up the frilly paper?
AND
What WOULD you want to open for Valentines Day ... besides a steak, blow job, and Super Bowl tickets (a week early of course)???
Inquiring minds want to know
