Originally Posted by latinasojourn

well sometimes you're in a jam, and the models that turn up don't look anything like their promo pix, and they show late, with an attitude, or loaded, or with a nasty cold sore, or a pimply ass that will require lots of post processing, etc etc.

but you've already booked the boutique hotel room, and room service has brought sandwiches, and the other girl wants to proceed.

so you bite your tounge so as not to break the karma, and you try your best to be cool and make the skank look sexy.

and it's about like trying to fuck a rattlesnack.