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Originally posted by pr0
Telemarketer: Hello Mr ****?
ME: What hangs down & flies at night?
Telemarketer: What?
ME: A Bat
Telemarketer: ok.....
ME: What has a 10" Dick & hangs up?
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That's so funny my usual is this:
Telemarketer: Hello Mr ****?
ME: Hi who is this?
Telemarketer: This is a courtesy call from blah, blah, blah.
ME: No shit...hey did you know that people with Altzheimers have huge horse cocks?
Telemarketer: Uh okay, sir.....
ME: Who is this, what do you want, why did I call you?