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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Wrong. Guess again.
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I'm not saying I'm a player or anything, but there are a few things you can count on with women and first dates
1) Women love gummy bears. Always. they're one step down from flowers. simple. (GOLD JERRY!)
2) don't speak unless spoken to. Pretend to listen, or really listen, be interested and shut the fuck up. I've put my foot in my mouth way too many times (What?! You worked at Runway 66!?! TAKE ME HOME!)
thats all I got, which is why I'm home right now...
