Originally Posted by beemk

haha i have a funny story from vegas this year. i was at the bar in the luxor with johnny shoehorn from gfy. this girl starts hitting on him so i went to the bathroom and walked around for 20 minutes to give him some time with her. i came back and said something about how i needed to go back to the room and all 3 of us went up there.

so we get in the room and after a minute shes like "what are you guys trying to do?" and i was like "huh?" and then shes like "i'm an escort, i charge $300 an hour." so me and him start laughing at her and on her way out i was like "well i can last about 8, seconds... so does that mean it will only cost me about $10?" and she took off while we were laughing hystarically at her.