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Since I am single and by proxy masterbate when I am too tired or lazy to call up a girl, so I claim my palms. Palmela (left) is a depedant and Palmera (right) is my spousal equivalent. I have considered get a SSN/SIN for Pamelra and adding her to my employeers benifits program and insuring the hell out of her. Being right handed I rely on Pamlera more than Palmela...
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